Let’s see how this looks.
“Wow! That looks absolutely fabulous, darling!” ~ Mom

We have to stem the tide
Look at these goosenecks. Crane your neck if you have to; it’s worth a look-see. They are so Canadian. it’s not even funny! They are Canadian goose necks. It all stems to the design.

Seems to work, so far.
Nest this baby!
The depth and breadth of this post is truly of outstanding quality and magnificence. I’d like to sell you Chinese boots.